
After 5 years of faithful service my Tevas were overcome by the perils of this world. R.I.P. Tevas.
In honor of my brother Alan, who loved the video game and Mark Zacharias who has faithfully ordered a burger every time I have been out to eat with him:
I ordered a $8.13 triple meat, triple cheese and bacon Whataburger. You're probably imagining how much regret I was experiencing after spending that much money shaving 3 years off my time on Earth. Truth is, I'm asking "Where's the Quad"?