Sadly, I acknowledge that the greatness of "Weird Al" Yankovic will not be around forever. What then? Who will lead us? Who will carry the torch? I submit the following candidate for discussion.
Tim Hawkins
In honor of my brother Alan, who loved the video game and Mark Zacharias who has faithfully ordered a burger every time I have been out to eat with him:
I ordered a $8.13 triple meat, triple cheese and bacon Whataburger. You're probably imagining how much regret I was experiencing after spending that much money shaving 3 years off my time on Earth. Truth is, I'm asking "Where's the Quad"?