Sadly, I acknowledge that the greatness of  "Weird Al" Yankovic will not be around forever.  What then?  Who will lead us?  Who will carry the torch?  I submit the following candidate for discussion.
  Tim Hawkins
 In honor of my brother Alan, who loved the video game and Mark Zacharias who has faithfully ordered a burger every time I have been out to eat with him:
I ordered a $8.13 triple meat, triple cheese and bacon Whataburger. You're probably imagining how much regret I was experiencing after spending that much money shaving 3 years off my time on Earth. Truth is, I'm asking "Where's the Quad"?


