If you're not following Weird Al on twitter here's a taste of what you're missing.
-I just watched Source Code on DVD - it all seemed completely believable until I saw Jake Gyllenhaal using Bing as his search engine
-Okay, everybody all at once, yell out the name of your favorite bone! Ready? 1...2...3...CAVICLE!!
-You can do better than that RT@dalailama: He who smelt it, dealt it.